There was an absurd, likely planted story in Politico today about how Fox News had “moved to the left” here lately. I, personally, see no evidence of this. Looking at their website, a grueling, thankless task that was evidently too much for Politico, I noticed that every article was either Obama-bashing, Republican-fellating, or included celebrity [...]
The Republicans dropped a log today that they euphemistically called a “Transportation Bill,” and to no one’s surprise it’s a monument to Teabaggery, etched in asphalt. You see, it isn’t enough to just hate gays, the poor, Muslims, and all the usual suspects, constantly expressing that hate in every utterance, but it turns out that [...]
Lest anyone doubt that righties get all their insult ideas from looking in the mirror, larger-than-life God-botherer Karen Handel, formerly of Susan G. Komen for the Cure, has put heavy duty wheels on her fainting couch so she can be rolled from green room to green room, lamenting her plight before the cameras. As servants [...]
It appears that Republicans have, lacking any less revolting choice, awakened with Santorum all over themselves. Rather than just stripping the bed and jumping in the shower, as any normal person would in this situation, they’re using this meaningless and drearily recurrent Clown Car discharge to crank up the Wurlitzer of persecution fantasies against God’s [...]
When my brother, Turd, bought this house, it was covered by shrubbery and painted pumpkin orange with sidewalk gray trim, but as you can see it was still a great find. Built in the early 1920′s, it had some of the best elements of the arts and crafts era that was just ending and the [...]
In about the least surprising development one could possibly imagine, cardboard cutout Mitt Romney “won” Florida, or more accurately, “bought” Florida. Turns out that fetid swampland is more expensive than you’d think; Romney’s completely unrelated and totally coincidental Super PAC ponied up the cash for 13,000 television ads to battle Newt’s, uh, 200. 96% percent [...]