Posts Tagged ‘2012 Election’

Ass Wednesday

UPDATED BELOW: Several years ago, when altar boy gone bad Rick Santorum was still busily embarrassing Pennsylvanians in the US Senate, I found myself watching CNN with my dear friend Tina and her mother, and one of them said, “What’s that on his forehead?”  I sheepishly glanced at the TV, being the only Catholic in [...]

Birthday Boy

Today, when I wasn’t really planning to write anything, I got an invitation to a birthday house party by the Obama campaign.  My first thought was, “Wait a minute, these guys know it’s my birthday?  That NSA spying has gotten really out of hand….”  Unfortunately, the truth is even worse: I’m invited to a “house” [...]