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		<description><![CDATA[Further evidence emerged today that the storied Wall Street Journal has well and fully become Fox News, only boring, a process that took even less time than I&#8217;d initially thought.  James Taranto typed the following today: &#8220;It&#8217;s not even Islamophobia, it&#8217;s beyond Islamophobia,&#8221; Daisy Khan, wife of Ground Zero mosque planner Feisal Abdul Rauf, told [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Further evidence emerged today that the storied Wall Street Journal has well and fully become Fox News, only boring, a process that took even less time than I&#8217;d initially thought.  James Taranto typed the following today:</p>
<p><em>&#8220;It&#8217;s not even Islamophobia, it&#8217;s beyond Islamophobia,&#8221; Daisy Khan, wife of Ground Zero mosque planner Feisal Abdul Rauf, told ABC&#8217;s Christiane Amanpour Sunday. &#8220;It&#8217;s hate of Muslims.&#8221; As we noted yesterday, New York&#8217;s Mayor Michael Bloomberg, speaking to a Muslim gathering at Gracie Mansion, called critics of the mosque plan &#8220;un-American&#8221; and implied that they seek &#8220;to implicate all of Islam&#8221; for the 9/11 attacks.</em></p>
<p>So far, so good; quoting accurate assessments from Park51 supporters seems almost un-Murdochlike, but later you&#8217;ll find out why he led with this.</p>
<p><em>Yesterday, an ugly crime occurred in New York that seemed to confirm this narrative. Michael Enright, a 21-year-old film student, allegedly stabbed taxi driver Ahmed Sharif, 43, in the throat. The Wall Street Journal has the details:</em></p>
<p><em>According to an account provided by Mr. Sharif through the New York Taxi Workers Alliance, Mr. Enright started out asking Mr. Sharif friendly questions like how long he has been in the country, if he was Muslim and if he was observing fast during Ramadan. Mr. Enright became silent for a few minutes and &#8220;then suddenly started cursing and screaming&#8221; before the stabbing, the statement says.</em></p>
<p><em>Police said that Mr. Enright stabbed the driver through an opening on the side of the taxi&#8217;s protective partition. Mr. Sharif was able to scramble out of the cab, lock its doors and then call 911. An officer on patrol nearby arrived to find Mr. Enright sprawled out on the street, having fallen after climbing out one of the cab&#8217;s back windows.</em></p>
<p><em>Sharif is out of the hospital, but it was a close call: &#8220;Prosecutor James Zaleta said that an emergency medical technician who treated Mr. Sharif said had the wound &#8216;been a fraction of an inch longer or deeper, he would have been dead at the scene.&#8217; &#8221; Enright is charged with attempted murder, with the stipulation that the attack was a hate crime.</em></p>
<p>Seems pretty straightforward, but then the Foxified Taranto, in one of the usual &#8220;wars&#8221; the Murdoch media always tiresomely fight with their journalistic superiors, has to go all Bill O&#8217;Reilly on the New York Times:</p>
<p><em>The New York Times&#8217;s account of the crime presents it as fitting the narrative of anti-Muslim hatred. It opens with a crisply dramatic account of the incident, followed by some basic facts (Enright&#8217;s attempt to flee, his arrest, Sharif&#8217;s medical disposition, the charges, a quote from Enright&#8217;s lawyer informing us that the suspect is &#8220;terrified,&#8221; the poor baby).</em></p>
<p>It&#8217;s clear by now that there&#8217;s a conspiracy brewing;  to any self-respecting right-wing hack, &#8220;poor baby&#8221; and &#8220;liberal&#8221; are synonymous.</p>
<p><em>That takes us through 15 paragraphs. Paragraphs 16 through 18 put the crime in a broader context:</em></p>
<p><em>The violence that erupted during the cab ride came amid a heated and persisting national debate over whether to situate a Muslim community center and mosque two blocks north of ground zero. Upon learning of the attack on the cabdriver, some Muslim groups called for political and religious leaders to quiet tensions.</em></p>
<p><em>Nihad Awad, national executive director of the Council on American-Islamic Relations, said in a statement: &#8220;As other American minorities have experienced, hate speech often leads to hate crimes. Sadly, we&#8217;ve seen how the deliberate public vilification of Islam can lead some individuals to violence against innocent people.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>In a statement, Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg said, &#8220;This attack runs counter to everything that New Yorkers believe, no matter what God we may pray to.&#8221; He said he had spoken to Mr. Sharif and told him &#8220;ethnic or religious bias has no place in our city.&#8221; He invited him to come to see him at City Hall on Thursday.</em></p>
<p>Get out Glenn Beck&#8217;s chalkboard&#8230;.</p>
<p><em>By contrast, here&#8217;s the third paragraph of the Journal story: &#8220;The attack comes amid tensions over a planned mosque near the site of the Sept. 11, 2001, terrorist attacks in Lower Manhattan, but police didn&#8217;t link it to the simmering debate.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Yeah, just like you don&#8217;t link crabs to hookers, necessarily.</p>
<p><em>Back to the Times: Paragraphs 19 and 20 report that cops believe Enright was drunk, though that wasn&#8217;t Sharif&#8217;s impression. Paragraph 21 gives us some background about Sharif, including that he opposed the Ground Zero mosque on the basis &#8220;that there was no need to put it there.&#8221;</em></p>
<p><em>Paragraphs 22 through 38&#8211;the last 17 paragraphs of the story&#8211;tell us of the suspect&#8217;s background: &#8220;What is known about Mr. Enright presents a complicated picture.&#8221; He lives in Brewster, a suburb north of New York City. He goes to the School of Visual Arts. He has some previous arrests for minor crimes. He spent time embedded with Marines in Afghanistan for a film-school project called &#8220;Home of the Brave.&#8221;</em></p>
<p>Yes, James, the Times did do a great deal more reporting than the depleted fishwrap you work for, but does that constitute a media conspiracy?</p>
<p><em>Then&#8211;in paragraphs 28 and 29&#8211;comes this:</em></p>
<p>Ooh, you just know this is going to be something good!</p>
<p><em>Mr. Enright is also a volunteer with Intersections International, an initiative of the Collegiate Churches of New York that promotes justice and faith across religions and cultures. The organization, which covered part of Mr. Enright&#8217;s travel expenses to Afghanistan, has been a staunch supporter of the Islamic center near ground zero. Mr. Enright volunteered with the group&#8217;s veteran-civilian dialogue project.</em></p>
<p><em>Joseph Ward III, the director of communications for Intersections, said that if Mr. Enright had been involved in a hate crime, it ran &#8220;counter to everything Intersections stands for&#8221; and was shocking.</em></p>
<p>By now, if you&#8217;re a righty, of course you believe that the attacker was really a liberal Muslim-lover out to shame Real Americans, and he risked murder and hate crime charges because his Muslim-loving employers indoctrinated and probably paid him to, while the America-hating New York Times is naturally in cahoots on the whole plot.  Really.  Taranto thinks that, and says so:</p>
<p><em>It&#8217;s shocking, all right. It&#8217;s also news! The Times hasn&#8217;t exactly buried the lead here: The attack is a significant story in itself, and it&#8217;s an entirely defensible editorial decision to begin by simply telling what (allegedly) happened.</em></p>
<p>By definition, all crimes reported prior to trial are &#8220;alleged.&#8221;   I guess they don&#8217;t know that anymore at WSJ.  And they have to rely on the New York Time to actually <em>report</em> said news.  Sad, really.</p>
<p><em>But revealing the suspect&#8217;s association with the pro-mosque left so low in the story shows atrocious news judgment. Rehearsing the America-hates-Muslims narrative first strongly suggests that the Times&#8217;s reporting is driven more by an ideological agenda than by the facts of the case.</em></p>
<p>At least they reported it, not like your atrocious rag, so it seems unlikely that they have anything to hide, unless you&#8217;re a crazy person who thinks everyone else can&#8217;t finish a long news story either.  Which, evidently, you are:</p>
<p><em>That ideological agenda is shared by Intersections International, as evidenced by the organization&#8217;s Aug. 2 statement supporting the Ground Zero mosque:</em></p>
<p><em>The controversy surrounding this project stems from the fact that the proposed building location lies in close proximity to the former World Trade Center, the site of the horrific terrorist attack in New York City on September 11, 2001. Intersections grieves along with those who suffered losses in that tragedy. Intersections acknowledges that any association between that event and this project is a fabrication. Further, Intersections applauds the work of Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf and Daisy Khan, principals in The Cordoba House, for their long-term and steadfast commitment to interfaith relations. While acknowledging the real pain that 9/11 continues to evoke, Intersections deplores those who would use this project to promote fear and vitriol for personal gain or partisan politics.</em></p>
<p>One of the neat things about being a righty is that you get to pretend not to know really obvious things when it&#8217;s convenient to do so, and Taranto is no exception.  Without so much as uttering a Miss Piggy-like &#8220;Moi?&#8221; he behaves as though the venomous lies spewing forth every five minutes about the project&#8217;s imagined links to terrorism, from his own employers, simply don&#8217;t exist.  Behold:</p>
<p><em>The claim that &#8220;any association&#8221; between the 9/11 attacks and the mosque &#8220;is a fabrication&#8221; is preposterous. As the Associated Press has reported, &#8220;the center&#8217;s association with 9/11 is intentional and its location is no geographic coincidence.&#8221; And when Intersections International &#8220;deplores those who would use this project to promote fear and vitriol for personal gain or partisan politics,&#8221; it adds its voice to those who falsely claim that anti-Muslim bigotry is pervasive and is the prime or only reason for Americans&#8217; opposition to the mosque&#8217;s siting.</em></p>
<p>Of course the site was no accident; it was meant to promote interfaith healing and a memorial to those lost, hundreds of whom were Muslim New Yorkers, you racist pile of shit.  Further, mosques coast to coast are now being vandalized and opposed by the same people you&#8217;re luring from their Barcoloungers to kill ragheads hither and yon.  But go ahead and share with us your ridiculous fantasy world:</p>
<p><em>Yesterday&#8217;s crime almost certainly was the act of a lone disturbed individual. (</em>They never tire of saying that, but lots of Americans are pretty tired of hearing it&#8230;)  <em>But the nature of that disturbance cries out for scrutiny. A highly plausible theory of the case is that the attacker sought to advance the narrative that America is filled with anti-Muslim bigots whose hatred is behind the opposition to the Ground Zero mosque. Had Enright succeeded in fleeing the scene, there is little doubt that the propagators of that narrative would have seized upon the crime even more aggressively than they have in making their case.</em></p>
<p><em>Ahmed Sharif&#8217;s attacker seems to have chosen him as a victim because of his religion&#8211;a factor that, if proved, makes the attack a hate crime under New York law. If our theory is correct, the motive for this alleged anti-Muslim hate crime was bigotry against Americans.</em></p>
<p>I&#8217;m glad this guy lives in New York, where it&#8217;s unlikely he drives a motor vehicle.</p>
<p><em>No one is responsible for the crime except for the criminal. Even so, shame on Mayor Bloomberg, Daisy Khan, the New York Times and everyone else who has promoted the destructive lie that it is hateful to take offense at the Ground Zero mosque and that America is a nation of haters.</em></p>
<p>Well, James, if you left we&#8217;d be less of one&#8230;.  So do us all a favor and move to Dubai like the rest of them.  But it even gets better, when he puts on his ill-fitting Coulter wig and starts hurling the whole right-wing kitchen sink into the mix&#8230;.  I wonder what time it was when he typed this:</p>
<p><em>Maybe We Should Call It a &#8216;Partial-Earth Construction&#8217; </em></p>
<p><em>We noticed an interesting locution in an early story on the Times website about the attack on Ahmed Sharif. It referred to the Ground Zero mosque as &#8220;Park51, the proposed Islamic center that some critics call the &#8216;ground zero mosque.&#8217; &#8220;</em></p>
<p><em>You see what they&#8217;re trying to do here, and it&#8217;s not necessarily indicative of bias. &#8220;Ground Zero mosque&#8221; is the most recognizable appellation for the as-yet-nonexistent whatever-it&#8217;s-supposed-to-be, but it&#8217;s not the formal name, and the pro-mosque side of the debate would prefer to call it something less in-your-face. So the Times resorts to apophasis, calling it the Ground Zero mosque by telling readers it&#8217;s not calling it that.</em></p>
<p><em>It reminds us of partial-birth abortion, or what the Times calls &#8220;the medical procedure critics call partial-birth abortion.&#8221; Supporters of the Ground Zero mosque may be less than thrilled with that association.</em></p>
<p>Ah, refusing, as the AP and many other real journalistic outlets have done, to use manipulative and concocted right-wing names for everything is somehow nefarious&#8230;.  The Sulzbergers must be quaking in their boots.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[I haven&#8217;t read the Wall Street Journal, except occasionally online, since the Lewinsky Scandal; so infuriating and just plain pointless was the paper&#8217;s obsession with &#8220;getting&#8221; Clinton that I could no longer plop down a buck each day for the rag, despite the fact that I&#8217;d been reading it faithfully for many years and always [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I haven&#8217;t read the Wall Street Journal, except occasionally online, since the Lewinsky Scandal; so infuriating and just plain pointless was the paper&#8217;s obsession with &#8220;getting&#8221; Clinton that I could no longer plop down a buck each day for the rag, despite the fact that I&#8217;d been reading it faithfully for many years and always admired its journalism. Indeed,  many of the best business nonfiction books I&#8217;ve read were written by WSJ reporters, whose talent and clearly lavish resources the paper provided  gave us some of the best American business history, in almost real time, that I&#8217;ve ever read;  over the years there have been dozens of them.  In its glory days, the WSJ covered, in minute detail and considerable style, so many aspects of the economy that one marveled at the hundreds of very smart and inquisitive people that it was able to shower on that frustrating and increasingly non-remunerative task.  Even if I couldn&#8217;t stand the paper anymore, I still felt a certain grudging admiration for its contribution to the increasingly shallow media landscape, and the impoverished history it&#8217;s producing these days.</p>
<p>Once Murdoch came along, I knew that even these vestigial benefits of the Wall Street Journal would soon run out, and that venerable name would become just another overflowing sewer of flat-out propaganda; after all, Murdoch started Fox Business because he thought CNBC was too &#8220;anti-business,&#8221; and he promised something different.  Well, here it is, from the &#8220;news&#8221; pages of the WSJ, helpfully forwarded to me by dear ol&#8217; Nailheadtom.</p>
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<div><em>By DANIEL B. KLEIN</em></p>
<p><em>Who is better informed about the policy choices facing the country—liberals, conservatives or libertarians? According to a Zogby International survey that I write about in the May issue of Econ Journal Watch, the answer is unequivocal: The left flunks Econ 101.</em></p>
<p>Interesting, if true.</p>
<p><em>Zogby researcher Zeljka Buturovic and I considered the 4,835 respondents&#8217; (all American adults) answers to eight survey questions about basic economics. We also asked the respondents about their political leanings: progressive/very liberal; liberal; moderate; conservative; very conservative; and libertarian.</em></p>
<p><em>Rather than focusing on whether respondents answered a question correctly, we instead looked at whether they answered incorrectly. A response was counted as incorrect only if it was flatly unenlightened.</em></p>
<p>Of course, &#8220;enlightened,&#8221; to a normal person, means something entirely different from what it means to a right-wing propagandist at the WSJ, as you&#8217;ll see.  It&#8217;s starts with the framing&#8230;.</p>
<p><em>Consider one of the economic propositions in the December 2008 poll: &#8220;Restrictions on housing development make housing less affordable.&#8221; People were asked if they: 1) strongly agree; 2) somewhat agree; 3) somewhat disagree; 4) strongly disagree; 5) are not sure.</em></p>
<p><em>Basic economics acknowledges that whatever redeeming features a restriction may have, it increases the cost of production and exchange, making goods and services less affordable. There may be exceptions to the general case, but they would be atypical.</em></p>
<p>Ooh, so science-y sounding, but it does neglect to mention the huge public costs associated with uncontained sprawl; &#8220;socialized&#8221; costs like traffic, roads, sewers, water, schools, and on and on that pretty much destroy the lying fake argument the question is meant to advance.  Sprawl = high taxes, and dreary, auto-dependent lives for a fattening America.  This fact has been shown, repeatedly, but evidently only to the &#8220;unenlightened.&#8221;</p>
<p><em>Therefore, we counted as incorrect responses of &#8220;somewhat disagree&#8221; and &#8220;strongly disagree.&#8221; This treatment gives leeway for those who think the question is ambiguous or half right and half wrong. They would likely answer &#8220;not sure,&#8221; which we do not count as incorrect.</em></p>
<p><em>In this case, percentage of conservatives answering incorrectly was 22.3%, very conservatives 17.6% and libertarians 15.7%. But the percentage of progressive/very liberals answering incorrectly was 67.6% and liberals 60.1%. The pattern was not an anomaly.</em></p>
<p>Nor were the questions, coincidentally.  Get a load of this:</p>
<p><em>The other questions were: 1) Mandatory licensing of professional services increases the prices of those services (unenlightened answer: disagree). 2) Overall, the standard of living is higher today than it was 30 years ago (unenlightened answer: disagree). 3) Rent control leads to housing shortages (unenlightened answer: disagree). 4) A company with the largest market share is a monopoly (unenlightened answer: agree). 5) Third World workers working for American companies overseas are being exploited (unenlightened answer: agree). 6) Free trade leads to unemployment (unenlightened answer: agree). 7) Minimum wage laws raise unemployment (unenlightened answer: disagree).</em></p>
<p>Can you believe that?  Yes, you can, I&#8217;m certain.  In a pathetically weak nod to journalism, they did throw in the &#8220;overall&#8221; to cover up the fact that but for the richest, the American standard of living <em>has </em>been flat or declining for 30 years.  The rest of the questions are complete garbage, and one would have to be illiterate to believe that &#8220;enlightened&#8221; in this case means what it purports to mean.  It means &#8220;nuts, but conveniently armed with discredited and similar right-wing &#8216;research,&#8217; concocted from risibly slanted and deceptive questions.&#8221;</p>
<p><em>How did the six ideological groups do overall? Here they are, best to worst, with an average number of incorrect responses from 0 to 8: Very conservative, 1.30; Libertarian, 1.38; Conservative, 1.67; Moderate, 3.67; Liberal, 4.69; Progressive/very liberal, 5.26.</em></p>
<p><em>Americans in the first three categories do reasonably well. But the left has trouble squaring economic thinking with their political psychology, morals and aesthetics.</em></p>
<p><em>To be sure, none of the eight questions specifically challenge the political sensibilities of conservatives and libertarians. Still, not all of the eight questions are tied directly to left-wing concerns about inequality and redistribution. In particular, the questions about mandatory licensing, the standard of living, the definition of monopoly, and free trade do not specifically challenge leftist sensibilities.</em></p>
<p>Here, they go ahead and admit that they skewed the questions fo fill in a story that was already written, but they obviously aren&#8217;t a bit ashamed, or maybe more damning, aren&#8217;t even aware of how openly compromised and delusional they are.  Sheesh, rent control?  The recent and widely publicized Randian land grab of rent-controlled housing, mostly in New York, has not only made matters much worse, but the pipe dreams and ridiculous lending practices associated with it have left billions of dollars in New York apartments in receivership, with nothing but escalating costs and poor management. And would they want their heart surgeon to be a high school dropout?  Do they think Third World Labor is <em>not</em> exploited?  I wonder how much Oxycontin it takes to make someone that &#8220;enlightened.&#8221;</p>
<p><em>Yet on every question the left did much worse. On the monopoly question, the portion of progressive/very liberals answering incorrectly (31%) was more than twice that of conservatives (13%) and more than four times that of libertarians (7%). On the question about living standards, the portion of progressive/very liberals answering incorrectly (61%) was more than four times that of conservatives (13%) and almost three times that of libertarians (21%).</em></p>
<p><em>The survey also asked about party affiliation. Those responding Democratic averaged 4.59 incorrect answers. Republicans averaged 1.61 incorrect, and Libertarians 1.26 incorrect.</em></p>
<p><em>Adam Smith described political economy as &#8220;a branch of the science of a statesman or legislator.&#8221; Governmental power joined with wrongheadedness is something terrible, but all too common. Realizing that many of our leaders and their constituents are economically unenlightened sheds light on the troubles that surround us.</em></p>
<p>So now they haul out Adam Smith, who would undoubtedly have thought they belonged in a rubber room.  This is part of Murdoch&#8217;s &#8220;war&#8221; on the New York Times?&#8221;  Such errant nonsense belongs in The Onion, which is something that business readers aren&#8217;t going to appreciate much; truth, or at least some semblance thereof, is important when money might be involved.</p>
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		<description><![CDATA[The GOP strategy for achieving its already media-trumpeted 2010 landslide is shaping up, and it has to be admired for its sheer audacity, as well as its desperate but hardly unwarranted reliance on the media continuing to be as stupid as it was throughout the Bush years.  Richard Cohen, David Broder, and David Gregory are [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The GOP strategy for achieving its already media-trumpeted 2010 landslide is shaping up, and it has to be admired for its sheer audacity, as well as its desperate but hardly unwarranted reliance on the media continuing to be as stupid as it was throughout the Bush years.  Richard Cohen, David Broder, and David Gregory are already on board, which is an advantage only to those unfamiliar with their &#8220;work.&#8221;  As you might expect, fear is involved, and widespread suffering is the price we&#8217;ll be told we must pay to alleviate it.  As you&#8217;d also expect, it&#8217;s also so laden with contradictions and time bombs that a minimally functioning media and a minimally functioning majority party would instantly render it dead in the water&#8230;.  Thank heaven they don&#8217;t have to deal with any of that.  They know too well, based on past experience, that you can lead a horticulture, and then things always go awry.</p>
<p>Of course, the predetermined Beck/Teabagger memes will have to be used; Socialism, Death Panels, Hitler, Woodrow Wilson, Government Takeovers, blah, blah, blah.   It would be inconvenient, you&#8217;d think then, that the Republican &#8220;Road Map,&#8221; as it were, presented by the naively direct Wisconsin wingnut Paul Ryan, has a whole lot of socialism in it (for rich people, natch), envisions steadily increasing Medicare cuts which will undoubtedly cause premature deaths, incorporates the worst aspects of both Hitler&#8217;s and Wilson&#8217;s &#8220;Internationalism,&#8221; and takes the most popular and enduring &#8220;Government Takeover&#8221; in US history, Social Security, and hands it over to Wall Street.  You&#8217;d be wrong.  For Republicans and their fawning cheerleaders in the media, down is up if Jim DeMint says so and FOX News unsurprisingly agrees.</p>
<p>The tinny Victrola of terrorism is of course going to be cranked up anew, to play scratchy recordings of 2002-2003 and somehow claim that we&#8217;re not clobbering the Constitution fast enough, not torturing people with sufficient eagerness, and not invading enough countries to Keep America Safe.  This angle may be dropped later because in early rollouts it only fooled Richard Cohen, a feat akin to convincing Tom Friedman that Lexuses are preferable to olive trees.  You heard it here at CHNN first, but I&#8217;m going to go out on a limb and suggest that the terror well will finally be recognized (by the voters, not the media&#8230;) as having run inconveniently dry in a country with 10% unemployment and an economy still collapsing.  Please make a note of it, Rudy.</p>
<p>Of course, the real power behind the GOP, money, has already set the stage, and as such one can expect a lot more unnatural couplings between square pegs and round holes to ensue.  The way to &#8220;create jobs&#8221; is to abandon environmental regulation, any vestigial remains of progressive taxation, and give more tax-free money to worthless heirs and heiresses.  Neither remarkably nor evidently as a joke, the strikingly unattractive and almost as untalented version of Paris Hilton, Steve Forbes, has a new book out, not entitled &#8220;I Got Mine, Fuck You,&#8221; but might as well have been, to emphasize these not very new ideas.  Frank Luntz has almost just absentmindedly trotted out the same old anti-government crap that was so successful in perpetuating our third-world health statistics for another decade or three, to stop desperately needed banking reform,  but will people really fall for the notion that Wall Street banks that every day continue to rob Americans blind ought not be regulated?  That&#8217;s some pretty heavy lifting, even for the Wall Street Journal and CNBC.</p>
<p>As they always do when they&#8217;re in a pickle, the GOP is making a lot of noise about teh ghey, this time about the long-overdue abandonment of &#8220;Don&#8217;t Ask, Don&#8217;t Tell,&#8221; a policy so ridiculous on its face that I have trouble believing it&#8217;s been the law of the land for almost eighteen years, and touting the purported &#8220;uprising&#8221; against marriage equality, financed by a bunch of wealthy churches whose primary concern is avoiding reality, even when it drops on their curiously adorned heads.  But time has shown that since the cynical 2004 &#8220;victories&#8221; that resulted from gay-bashing have only driven more younger voters away from the GOP, and even if John McCain doesn&#8217;t listen to Cindy and Megan, America does, and has.</p>
<p>They think, of course, that they have a new big thing in the Teabaggers, which is the first sign of actual non-astroturf political activity on the right since Tomothy McVeigh, and they understandably don&#8217;t want to waste a development like that .  Sarah Palin surely didn&#8217;t&#8230;  she got half a wardrobe&#8217;s worth of Teabagger dough for mouthing vaguely intelligible Randian Haiku in Nashville, just tonight, so I&#8217;ll bet she&#8217;ll be wearing something extra pretty for the occasion.  Still, given that even some of the craziest Republicans, Michele Bachmann and Marsha Blackburn, finally slinked away from the teabaggers, realizing they were already so bought and paid for by Wall Street and the real corporate Death Panelists in the Health &#8220;industry&#8221; that they might not have much in common with the teabaggers after all. Rotten vegetables are notoriously unflattering to the complexion.   Naturally, they both disingenuously blamed the annoying &#8220;big government&#8221; intrusion of pesky &#8220;ethics&#8221; laws for their fortuitous absences from a crowd that in the end, evidently didn&#8217;t &#8220;share their values.&#8221;</p>
<p>No wonder Sarah Palin quit her part-time day job; this evolution-denier can gaily fleece her (socially) Darwinistic inferiors for all they&#8217;re worth and not be unduly shackled by silly old &#8220;big government&#8221; ethics.  The Republican Party, not so much.  The policies they have chosen and continue to fight for are the exact ones that caused and will only merrily perpetuate the very pain the Teabaggers are feeling, and their overconfident claim to Teabagger loyalty is already wearing alarmingly thin, given that their craven, almost Cheneyesque money-grubbing went on lurid display at about week three of their &#8220;revolution&#8217;s&#8221; existence.</p>
<p>I have previously criticized the Democrats for running against Bush, after  all this time and so many of their own failures, but the only thing stupider than that would be the Republicans running as &#8220;Bush, Only More So.&#8221;  I can&#8217;t decide which one I want to lose more.  Let the (h/t Jon Stewart) &#8220;thinnest kid at fat camp&#8221; win.</p>
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