It’s the End of the World As We Know It

Posting could be light this weekend if the rapture happens, but I heard a funny about that on Thom Hartmann that I would be remiss not to share:
“If you don’t have a good Rapture joke, it’s not the end of the world.”
I’m going to a party that night, and I have that one to bring. Heard any others?


  1. nswfm says:

    “Once you’ve made your emergency kit, you should sit down with your family and come up with an emergency plan. This includes where you would go and who you would call if zombies started appearing outside your door step. You can also implement this plan if there is a flood, earthquake, or other emergency.” — From a public awareness campaign by the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, which has released tips on what to do in case of a zombie apocalypse (and in real emergencies too).

    Also, the williambanzai7 blog has a great message and visual that is worth going to see for the paranormal activity in his flat. (My black cat and I laughed like hell!)

    • cocktailhag says:

      Maybe the Rapture has already happened; the Farmer’s Market downstairs is still going full blast, but the untalented trombonist who plays the theme from “The Dating Game” all day, has fallen silent.

  2. nancy says:

    Here are some handy tips . :-)

    Do you suppose Fox is planning on special Glenn Beck coverage?

  3. mikeinportc says:

    I’m still here, along with all the True Believers ( except one ) . I must be among the damned. ;)